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Conversación en un avión

Un tipo estaba sentado en el avión al lado de una tierna niña. El hombre miró a la niñita y le dijo: – Charlemos. He oído decir que los vuelos parecen menos largos si uno conversa con

Watch and Download Movie Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

Blade Runner 2049 Released October, 10 2017|2 hours 43 minutes 7.4 ‘Blade Runner 2049’ is a movie genre Mystery, was released in October 4, 2017. Denis Villeneuve was directed this movie and starring by Ryan Gosling. This

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The Florida Project Released October, 10 2017|1 hours 55 minutes 7.9 Movie ‘The Florida Project’ was released in October 7, 2017 in genre Drama. Sean Baker was directed this movie and starring by Willem Dafoe. This movie

Watch Full Movie Online The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

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Watch Full Movie Amanda & Jack Go Glamping (2017)

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Watch and Download Full Movie The Mummy (2017)

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Watch and Download Movie Young Mother 2 (2014)

WATCH NOW Young Mother 2 Movie ‘Young Mother 2’ was released in May 29, 2014 in genre Romance. Noh Seong-soo was directed this movie . This movie tell story about Yeong-gil is in graduate class and is

Si me cortan una oreja…

Daniel me manda este chiste a través del formulario de contacto: Una maestra le dice a  Jaimito – A ver dígame Jaimito,  ¿Qué pasa si le corto una oreja? – Me quedo sordo. – ¿Y si le

Carpintero

Chiste de carpintero.

Servicio militar

Dos vecinas conversando en la vereda… -¿Así que su hijo está haciendo el servicio militar en un submarino? -Estaba, ya lo mandaron de vuelta. -Ah, ¿Si? ¿Por qué? -Es que de chico lo acostumbré a dormir con